December 08, 2004

Saw it on my Welcome to MSN screen:

Someone waving around a book and speaking like they know what they're talking about

Why is it that the government decides that it's at the center of everybody's attention.

Post-September 11? IT WAS BLOODY 3 YEARS AGO! What about Iraq Post-Fallujah? Or Afghanistan Post-War on Terror? Why aren't their governments getting all bookthumping about those terrorising attacks?

Oh yeah. That's right. That's because you were the ones doing them.

Fucking Americans.

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December 02, 2004

A selection from the Principia Discordia

From the Introduction to the 4th Edition, part of an interview with Malaclypse the Younger.

GREATER POOP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
MAL-2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."
GP: Is that your answer to my question?
M2: No, f course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX

Hail Eris.

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